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Hello, my name is Tom Dawkings, professional Webmaster, where I'm read by dozens, then likely forgotten about completely in favor of a dude who writes "tremendously witty" top 10 lists. That said, from this point forward, I will be using this page as my personal account and will not bore those who care not for flailing dudes fighting in underwear. I will on occasion still shamelessly plug whatever work I am currently slaving over, so that you can in turn vindicate my existence by throwing me a compliment, or as is usually the case, IGNORING IT COMPLETELY. I am also a slave to any and all Entertainment mediums, from movies to music to videogames to comics, and am unapologetically so. If it requires sitting still and generally adding nothing of any value to society as a whole, chance are I embrace and revel in it. Fortunately, for me, I choose to debunk that image by working out every chance I get and playing sports to keep a happy medium and balance, so that the inner nerd does not ultimately triumph.